You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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