Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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