my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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