Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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