Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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