Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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