Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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