C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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