he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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