That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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