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hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.

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(773): hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her. http://tfl.nu/rlge

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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome

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i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"

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(716): so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome (914): i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends" http://tfl.nu/p6rp

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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex

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(352): I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex http://tfl.nu/73ql

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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.

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(781): So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets. http://tfl.nu/zt9l

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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here

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what the hell does that mean?

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nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages

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(208): dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here (1-208): what the hell does that mean? (208): nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages http://tfl.nu/of9o

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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.

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(304): There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year. http://tfl.nu/n54w

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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.

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(856): So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron. http://tfl.nu/ru5k

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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.

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(843): It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora. http://tfl.nu/zv3b

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(518): View more from New York

Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.

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(518): Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag. http://tfl.nu/o75p

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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.

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(484): I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet. http://tfl.nu/aaoq

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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay

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(919): Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay http://tfl.nu/w5k9

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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.

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(903): I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up. http://tfl.nu/rp3b

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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.

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They'll never let you practice medicine.

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(+44): Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it. (1+44): They'll never let you practice medicine. http://tfl.nu/k98f

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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.

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(253): I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute. http://tfl.nu/d7nx

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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.

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(913): No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good. http://tfl.nu/ng2e

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