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• (435): View more from Utah

  I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp

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• (661): View more from California

  Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested

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• (530): View more from California

  TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..

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• (714): View more from California

  A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real

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• (315): View more from New York

  Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?

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  Come on... He's just practicing.

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  Ok. That's acceptable.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster

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