low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
They have beer where we have blood.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.