question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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