I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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