I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We named our party play list daddy issues
Its about making memories worth repressing
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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