There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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