Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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