Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm at about main and main street
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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