She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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