yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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