just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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