I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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