i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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