absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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