Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I believe in your delicious
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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