We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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