We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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