I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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