i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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