I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
