You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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