I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Randomize