Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She needs sedatives and a leash
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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