I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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