; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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