If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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