i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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