She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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