this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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