no one should ever give us hovercrafts
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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