READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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