I'm gonna have a badass scar
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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