I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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