no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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