i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
...so i touched it.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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