Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
