Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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