their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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