obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Your cock deserves a montage
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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