Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
there is puke in my bra ... again
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