don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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