Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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