dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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