I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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