My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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