Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
how do flat chested girls get laid?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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