I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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